Pleased as Punch

Who the hell is this "Punch", and why is he always so goddamn "pleased"?

I don't trust anyone that is always "pleased". We've all got to be pissed at some point, right?

Screw it. Just to fly in the face of this "Punch" person, from now on I'm going to be "Pissed as Punch".

Take that, ya pleased prick!

~ S. Rick